15 Bitching and Moaning

[gladiolusinpurple]

Just when I think I've heard every complaint under the sun and moon, I receive a call from an angry guest on our most prestigious floor:

Two little birds were having sex on his balcony.

Between randy wildlife and the cicada onslaught, I suppose it's about time I got around to harnessing the power of nature. I'm going to be a busy boy from here on.

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I already told one little bird big blue birdie, I suppose I should share with the rest. I'll be playing bass guitar with some friends for the opening of a drag show in 2-chome. If you want to come, contact me to avoid that cover, ne?

Comments

[gladiolusinpurple]

I apologize, a case of mistaken identity. I fixed the error to clear your good name.

If you do ever have sex on the hotel balcony though, make sure that the room belongs to you and that your room doesn't face the street :)

[oshitariy]

Ah yes, thank you for the correction. I do see the resemblance.

I will keep that in mind for future reference.

[gladiolusinpurple]

Beautiful, you should make a Tinder for that sexy picture on the left ♥

(ooc: HAHAHAHAHA BIG BLUE BIRD <3 )

[oshitariy]

I really should, shouldn't I. Ask if anyone wants to come fluff my feathers, or a nice peck(ing) on the lips.

I may actually do this, as I am terribly bored.

[gladiolusinpurple]

But who could resist such a pecker?

If you're so terribly bored, come do it at the hotel bar. Share the entertainment.

[oshitariy]

I may be tempted to start making a second home at the hotel, with how frequently I've been visiting. But yes, I will be there in a jiffy.

[gladiolusinpurple]

Hmm, as long as you don't touch my shoe closet, feel free to stay whenever you'd like. I'm on nights half the time time anyway so the bed misses company.

We have subscriptions for all the best movies.

[oshitariy]

I would never! I solemnly swear to faithfully keep your bed warm and stay within arms distance of your shoe closet, as long as you promise me that the reason I can't open your shoe closet is for reasons other than supernatural activity.

Yes, yes you do have all the best movies. I have gratefully been in the care of your movies and tissue stock.

[gladiolusinpurple]

I promise, no skeletons in my closet. Just freshly organized shoes!

Thank you for keeping my room nice and warm for when I return ♥

[oshitariy]

Anything for you, love. ♥