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14 The Most Awkward Night Shift...
Jul. 1st, 2015 06:55 am(1) Started out when I came in with two cups of Starbucks. The assistant manager got all excited. Sorry honey, they were both for me.
(2) Continued with the valet mistaking one of our male, celebrity clients for a woman. Not a difficult mistake from behind, but certainly a careless one. We were lucky that forgiveness only took a few smiles this time.
(3) Or so we thought. It seems that the young man thought to prove his masculinity with a threesome in the pool at 2am. Of course, this was my job to break up. Thank goodness that my drycleaner is a champion who can probably get these chlorine stains out.
(4) So distracted by the pool bit that when a guest told me to have a lovely evening, I replied, "You're welcome."
(5) Ended up holding a door open for at least 37 guests, because there was no good place to pause.
(6) Kicked out a drunk person attempting to defecate in a potted plant.
(7) Lured a drunk client out from under the table and back to his room. I had to bring a table knife to "guard against monsters."
(8) Held an early morning meeting at the end of my shift. I could not stop staring at the housekeeping manager; his tie was lopsided.
(9) Not to mention, the curtains in that room remain horrible. Half an inch too short! I keep forgetting to order new ones.
(10) As I'm leaving the meeting, I receive a text from the person that I was seeing. He thanked me for my time, but said that he felt no chemistry on our date. I may have gotten a little ahead of myself on that one.
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Almost bedtime. Going to organize my room first. I'm on nights all week, so it's looking like tomorrow will be a two coffee day as well.
(2) Continued with the valet mistaking one of our male, celebrity clients for a woman. Not a difficult mistake from behind, but certainly a careless one. We were lucky that forgiveness only took a few smiles this time.
(3) Or so we thought. It seems that the young man thought to prove his masculinity with a threesome in the pool at 2am. Of course, this was my job to break up. Thank goodness that my drycleaner is a champion who can probably get these chlorine stains out.
(4) So distracted by the pool bit that when a guest told me to have a lovely evening, I replied, "You're welcome."
(5) Ended up holding a door open for at least 37 guests, because there was no good place to pause.
(6) Kicked out a drunk person attempting to defecate in a potted plant.
(7) Lured a drunk client out from under the table and back to his room. I had to bring a table knife to "guard against monsters."
(8) Held an early morning meeting at the end of my shift. I could not stop staring at the housekeeping manager; his tie was lopsided.
(9) Not to mention, the curtains in that room remain horrible. Half an inch too short! I keep forgetting to order new ones.
(10) As I'm leaving the meeting, I receive a text from the person that I was seeing. He thanked me for my time, but said that he felt no chemistry on our date. I may have gotten a little ahead of myself on that one.
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Almost bedtime. Going to organize my room first. I'm on nights all week, so it's looking like tomorrow will be a two coffee day as well.
