Played the Maid today

[gladiolusinpurple]

I am horrified beyond words.

Not only are our standard King size duvets a centimeter too long, but the sheets in every room seem to have shrunk to a different size (±3.25 centimeters off!). How could aniki let this happen? Further, how have none of our patrons complained about this yet?!

Unmitigated disaster. I won't stand for it. Fainting is a genuine possibility.

Comments

[atoberex]

I have always respected this side of you, Taki.

[gladiolusinpurple]

It really is a fright. I am ordering more precise bedding immediately. How about the other sides, Atobe-san?

I hear you're bedridden yourself. A little too much fun in the snow?

[atoberex]

I have a slight cold...and Momo has conspired with my PAs and Butler to keep me in bed with NOTHING to do. This is torture.

You do have more than one redeeming feature, yes.

[gladiolusinpurple]

Oh no, poor you. Nothing to do but read blogs. Meanwhile I'm measuring sheets for eternity. What circles of hell have we entered?

I have endless redeeming features ;)

[atoberex]

It is horrid. He won't even have sex with me! This is indeed the circles of hell!

Endless? You mean you haven't counted them?

[gladiolusinpurple]

What? How rude. Make him give you a healing bath. ;)

I have tried. You won't believe how many times I've tried. But every time I look in the mirror, I count more of them.

[atoberex]

Seriously!

Ooh, a bath sounds nice. Maybe I'll stop shivering.

Yours is a hard life, Taki. Almost as hard as mine, I must say.

[gladiolusinpurple]

Have lover boy fill it with rose hips for essential vitamins. If you get bored, play clumsy and make him pick up your soap.

So hard. :'( How do we even carry on?

[atoberex]

I think I'll make him carry me. And wash my back. He's fallen for that one before...

Because we set an example for those lesser than ourselves. We are inspirations, you know

[gladiolusinpurple]

You've become even more adorable, Atobe-kun. I've certainly missed out on a lot!

I do know. We carry such a responsibility, waking up like this, flawless.

[atoberex]

Ador...hm, this cold medicine is strong stuff.

But I am glad you are back, Taki. I have missed having someone around who understands the pressure.

[gladiolusinpurple]

Sure, the cold medicine. That's the only reason.

And you won't get rid of me anytime soon~

[atoberex]

Of course it is!

Once I am off my death bed and you have finished making all of yours we must go shopping together.

[gladiolusinpurple]

I never said otherwise. ;)

Yes, on your recovery, we'll have a long overdue expedition. It is taking far too long to get all my clothes down from Otaru. Might as well buy new ones.

[atoberex]

One simply must buy new ones occasionally. There are a couple of little boutiques that I think you will love. We'll use my car, I think, for ease with the packages.

[gladiolusinpurple]

Especially now that I'm back in a fabulous city. It was difficult to make a marshmallow coat gorgeous, even for me.

Please and thank you. As always, I trust your taste.

[atoberex]

Oh, you poor thing. Yes. As soon as I am out of this sickbed. We must shop.

[chinmoku]

Hey, Taki.

Nobody's feet will dangle off the edge of a king size. I think you'd be safe.

[gladiolusinpurple]

Hello, Hiyoshi. Delighted to see that you have a blog as well. What's your new adventure?

That is no excuse for sloppiness! All sheets and duvets that do not make the cut will have to be donated.

[chinmoku]

My new adventure is writing a blog, I guess. I don't know what write about that's interesting-- I am taking a microbiology course while waiting for full time enrolment though; did you know there are bacteria that exist in ultra pure water that short circuit computer chips? Nothing is safe.

Better spread the word for your guests to bring their own metersticks so they can properly appreciate your efforts.

[gladiolusinpurple]

You could pour ultra pure water over your computer and post about its death. Where are you enrolling?

Oh, now you're just being absurd. My guests should be able to trust that all of our suites are standard dimension in every way! No dresser too high, no sheets too short, and especially no doorknob too spinney!

[chinmoku]

And post with what computer.

Kyoto. I originally thought about applying to Tokyo University of Science, but was subconsciously adverse to "Rikadai."

Doorknobs shouldn't be spinney at all.

[gladiolusinpurple]

Your phone.

You're right, not quite nostalgia. Oooh, but in Kyoto they have all those maiko dress up stores for the tourists. You could get your make-up done, Hiyoshi-kun.

Incorrect. Based on the make and model of the doorknobs for the hotel bathrooms, they should spin, but no more than forty-five degrees.

[atoberex]

[ooc: Atobe would pay a lot of money to see Hiyoshi in full maiko dress and makeup. And he has a lot of money.]

[gladiolusinpurple]

[ooc: Hey Hiyoshi, is free tuition worth the afternoon of horror? XD]