15 Bitching and Moaning

[gladiolusinpurple]

Just when I think I've heard every complaint under the sun and moon, I receive a call from an angry guest on our most prestigious floor:

Two little birds were having sex on his balcony.

Between randy wildlife and the cicada onslaught, I suppose it's about time I got around to harnessing the power of nature. I'm going to be a busy boy from here on.

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I already told one little bird big blue birdie, I suppose I should share with the rest. I'll be playing bass guitar with some friends for the opening of a drag show in 2-chome. If you want to come, contact me to avoid that cover, ne?

Comments

[wildlionchef]

How on Earth does he except you to deal with that sort of thing?

[oshitariy]

With the use of little birds--literal and figurative--in this post, it almost sounds like you're trying to accuse me of having sexy times on your hotel balcony.

[atoberex]

When will this concert be? If I am available, I will show my support, of course.

[kabajim]

Perhaps you should tell your guest the story of the birds and the bees?

Is this like the shows back in high school?

[inuibuchou]

Hm. You never did answer my question about the available room. I did mention the expense account. I assure you that I will not call for you to shoo away anything.

You play the guitar? Ii data...

[somewhereibelong]

Uhh... Since I'm not getting involved with Keigo's apparent acceptance of wearing a damn dress... Just to make sure... You don't HAVE to wear one? Do you...? I'd really, really, REALLY like to avoid that...

[gekidazejanai]

How formal is this shindig?