15 Bitching and Moaning

[gladiolusinpurple]

Just when I think I've heard every complaint under the sun and moon, I receive a call from an angry guest on our most prestigious floor:

Two little birds were having sex on his balcony.

Between randy wildlife and the cicada onslaught, I suppose it's about time I got around to harnessing the power of nature. I'm going to be a busy boy from here on.

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I already told one little bird big blue birdie, I suppose I should share with the rest. I'll be playing bass guitar with some friends for the opening of a drag show in 2-chome. If you want to come, contact me to avoid that cover, ne?

Comments

[gekidazejanai]

Do you think we're the same size?

[gladiolusinpurple]

With a few adjustments, I have no doubt that certain garments will be just fine.

[gekidazejanai]

Mm, I could be convinced. Would it be easier for me to come to you, or the other way around?

[gladiolusinpurple]

Come to me, dear. We'll do lunch and dress up. Of course, your sweetheart should come too!

[gekidazejanai]

Sweetheart? Do you mean Arashi? I'm not dating anyone.

(Ooc: yes, he is clueless.)

[gladiolusinpurple]

Yes, I meant Arashi!

[gekidazejanai]

Then why didn't you say so? Does Saturday work? I have the weekend off, so I'll have lots of time.

[gladiolusinpurple]

I thought it was obvious!

Saturday suits me just fine.

[gekidazejanai]

Promise you'll ignore her if she insists I dress as Elsa?

[gladiolusinpurple]

Am I ever not on your side, Shishido ♥

(ooc: ...note that this is not a yes)

[gekidazejanai]

Is that rhetorical?

(ooc: he suspects as much)

[gladiolusinpurple]

If you'd like it to be.

[gekidazejanai]

I really wouldn't. I mean, I'm not even a blond, so it wouldn't work out in the first place.