gladiolusinpurple: (o rly)
gladiolusinpurple ([personal profile] gladiolusinpurple) wrote2015-07-09 05:07 pm

15 Bitching and Moaning

Just when I think I've heard every complaint under the sun and moon, I receive a call from an angry guest on our most prestigious floor:

Two little birds were having sex on his balcony.

Between randy wildlife and the cicada onslaught, I suppose it's about time I got around to harnessing the power of nature. I'm going to be a busy boy from here on.

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I already told one little bird big blue birdie, I suppose I should share with the rest. I'll be playing bass guitar with some friends for the opening of a drag show in 2-chome. If you want to come, contact me to avoid that cover, ne?
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[personal profile] somewhereibelong 2015-07-12 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Uhh... Since I'm not getting involved with Keigo's apparent acceptance of wearing a damn dress... Just to make sure... You don't HAVE to wear one? Do you...? I'd really, really, REALLY like to avoid that...
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[personal profile] somewhereibelong 2015-07-12 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I really don't want to...