15 Bitching and Moaning

[gladiolusinpurple]

Just when I think I've heard every complaint under the sun and moon, I receive a call from an angry guest on our most prestigious floor:

Two little birds were having sex on his balcony.

Between randy wildlife and the cicada onslaught, I suppose it's about time I got around to harnessing the power of nature. I'm going to be a busy boy from here on.

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I already told one little bird big blue birdie, I suppose I should share with the rest. I'll be playing bass guitar with some friends for the opening of a drag show in 2-chome. If you want to come, contact me to avoid that cover, ne?

Comments

[inuibuchou]

You are forgiven, of course. Birds can be quite distracting.

I appreciate it. I am in some desperate need of some pampering. You have a masseuse on site, but I've been sleeping on very hard surfaces. Does he have an assistant or a colleague he can call when he gets tired?

Ah, the "sexy" instrument of the rock world. Ii data.

[gladiolusinpurple]

Thank you.

Don't worry, poor dear. We have a team of masseuses on site.

Of course ;)