15 Bitching and Moaning

[gladiolusinpurple]

Just when I think I've heard every complaint under the sun and moon, I receive a call from an angry guest on our most prestigious floor:

Two little birds were having sex on his balcony.

Between randy wildlife and the cicada onslaught, I suppose it's about time I got around to harnessing the power of nature. I'm going to be a busy boy from here on.

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I already told one little bird big blue birdie, I suppose I should share with the rest. I'll be playing bass guitar with some friends for the opening of a drag show in 2-chome. If you want to come, contact me to avoid that cover, ne?

Comments

[oshitariy]

I would never! I solemnly swear to faithfully keep your bed warm and stay within arms distance of your shoe closet, as long as you promise me that the reason I can't open your shoe closet is for reasons other than supernatural activity.

Yes, yes you do have all the best movies. I have gratefully been in the care of your movies and tissue stock.

[gladiolusinpurple]

I promise, no skeletons in my closet. Just freshly organized shoes!

Thank you for keeping my room nice and warm for when I return ♥

[oshitariy]

Anything for you, love. ♥